What time do elves like to have lunch? Twelvish. Why couldn’t the dragonborn Barbarian enter a rage? He had e-reptile dysfunction.If we were fighting an undead centaur, would we be beating a dead horse?.What do you call a caster reincarnated as a canine? A labracadabrador!.So, get out your d20s and put on your cloak and yuckster hats: If you use a link and buy something, I may get a commission at no extra cost to you. Prank: What are you, crazy? Yeah, it’s best to leave this one alone.Hi! This post may contain affiliate links to online stores. Prank: Change all of the files on his computer to the music video to “Never Gonna Give You Up.” Prank: Post a picture of her eating a burger on I Can Has Cheezburger. Prank: Tell him that you held a poll to see who everyone’s favorite Robin was and that he won. Prank: Change the Watchtower password to “Cyborg Smells.” Prank: Buy a sword, and then tell her that your wife in the sword just admitted that she’s been having an affair with Katana’s husband. Prank: Refer to her solely as “Green Arrow’s ex-girlfriend.” (You’ll likely have to say “April Fool’s” really, really quickly on this one. Prank 3: Rig the metal detectors at the Watchtower to beep when he walks through them and tell him that the mercury level in his blood has gotten so bad it now sets them off. Prank 2: Hide a fake shark in his closet. Prank 1: While he’s asleep, instead of sneaking his mattress into the pool, sneak it into the desert. Prank 2: Have everyone at his office pretend to move really, really slow so he thinks he’s uncontrollably moving at superspeed. Wait for alarm to go off, hilarity ensues. Prank 1: Set his alarm an hour late, tie the laces of Barry Allen’s work shoes together. Prank 3: Fill his cabinets with acorns and tell him B’dg has been using it to prepare for the winter. Prank 2: Have Carol Ferris pretend he proposed to her after a night out drinking. Prank 1: ALL-STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN #9 pretty much hit the nail on its head on this one. Prank 2: Replace her tiara with one slightly smaller so she’ll struggle trying to get it on her head. Prank 1: Replace her weapons with foam-covered children’s toys. Watch him question everybody and threaten tubs of mud. Prank 3: Tell him Clayface is in hiding at the Calistoga Mud Bath. Prank 2: Have Alfred and the Bat-family act and treat Batman like they’re in the 1966 Batman television series-even adding Bat-Shark Repellent to his utility belt. Prank 1: Fill the pockets of his utility belt with inspirational/uplifting messages. We’re pretty sure Batman doesn’t take too well to jokes (for whatever reason), so thread carefully on this one. Prank 2: Create a fake news article written by Lois Lane: “SUPERMAN AND CLARK KENT: ONE AND THE SAME.” Include fake quotes saying, “I mean, it was pretty obvious,” and “Glasses? I mean, seriously now.” When he walks outside to go to work, he’ll freak out while still in his Clark Kent disguise. Prank 1: Paint rocks different colors of Kryptonite and leave them right outside of Clark Kent’s door. No, not “I’m sorry”-April Fool’s! Then you both smile widely, point at each other and freeze-frame, roll credits.Īs per usual with us, we began to wonder…what would April Fool’s Day be like if we lived in the DC Universe? (Yes, this is what we do with our time.) Sure, we could prank our buddies, but what if we could prank the World’s Greatest Heroes and Villains? Well, worry not! On the off, but we-totally-hope-it-actually-happens, chance that we end up transported to the DCU by some Neverending Story-style magic-ry or zeta-beam misfire, we got some pranks all lined up, and we’re sharing them here with you! Ah, April Fool’s Day-that day where you get to act like a total jerk and pull the craziest, most zaniest pranks imaginable on your closest friends and sometimes complete strangers, and you totally get away with it by just saying those two magic words.
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